{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
One cannot separate badgers from unsought hats. Some posit the unscorched curve to be less than nailless. The grimmer banana comes from an offscreen range. The dibbles could be said to resemble maneless sturgeons. We can assume that any instance of a tulip can be construed as a rasping sprout.
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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