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Ramsey station is a commuter rail station along the Northstar Line in Ramsey, Minnesota, approximately 35 minutes from downtown Minneapolis. It is the first infill station on the route, fitting between stations in Elk River and Anoka. Those stations opened when Northstar began service on November 16, 2009, while Ramsey opened just over three years later on November 14, 2012. The station is located next to Ramsey's city hall at The COR, a transit-oriented development next to the line. Construction on the station began on March 27, 2012, and was completed on November 8; the station was opened on November 14. The commuter rail service replaced the Ramsey Star Express commuter bus that connected the city to Minneapolis.
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St Mary's Sporting Club Inc., nicknamed the Saints, is an Australian rules football and netball club based in the port city of Geelong, Victoria. The club teams currently compete in the Geelong Football Netball League, the premier league in the region.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Switzerland at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships","displaytitle":"Switzerland at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q120985111","titles":{"canonical":"Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships","normalized":"Switzerland at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships","display":"Switzerland at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships"},"pageid":74363085,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Flag_of_Switzerland.svg/330px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Flag_of_Switzerland.svg/512px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png","width":512,"height":512},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1168270507","tid":"93107720-30a9-11ee-89e0-55178dfe7649","timestamp":"2023-08-01T20:25:37Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Switzerland_at_the_2023_World_Aquatics_Championships"}},"extract":"Switzerland competed at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships in Fukuoka, Japan from 14 to 30 July.","extract_html":"
Switzerland competed at the 2023 World Aquatics Championships in Fukuoka, Japan from 14 to 30 July.
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