{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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Colwyn Bay Community Hospital is a community hospital in Colwyn Bay, Wales. It is managed by the Betsi Cadwaladr University Health Board.
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