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\"The Alphabeat\" is an instrumental song performed by French DJ David Guetta from his fifth studio album, Nothing but the Beat (2011). The song was written by Guetta and Giorgio Tuinfort, whilst production of the song was helmed by Guetta, Tuinfort and Black Raw. \"The Alphabeat\" was released digitally on 26 Mar 2012, as the fourth promotional single from the album, following \"Titanium\", \"Lunar\" and \"Night of Your Life\", which were released as part of iTunes' countdown to the release of the album. The Alphabeat was released as a post album promotional single, aimed on promoting the release of the Electronic Album in the United States.
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